It’s fortunate Wagner heard the Kevin Hart interview instead of the Katt Williams one, since I don’t think him getting his ass beat by a middle schooler would have made this situation any better.

Yea, and by then their underwater stadiums will be packed. Stuffed to the gills, if you will.

Ha like there’ll be a Florida in 2543

I wish I had a witty retort but I got Zips.

Do you think Marvin Lewis is going to get firecrotched?

Only $199,000 in a decade? Highly unlikely.

+1 miracle water stream

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

He should have taken his time and not been Russian.

You really are a Madison.

This is like that clip of that Madden game with Greg Jennings and Darren Sharper, but in reverse.

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

noted by a tipster

Half Windsor’s look sad.

This is no fair, the horse automatically has standing!

As a Vikings fan, I will never not blame Blair Walsh.

But they’re 5-4. Why would you rest the season on an unproven 5th rounder.

McDermott and Peterman should walk out of the stadium at halftime and start looking for new jobs.

Tyrod should walk out of the stadium at halftime. The Bills can call him during free agency.

For the record, the athletes themselves thanked Trump in their statement. It was the father of one of the athletes who downplayed Trump’s role in the incident.