no.

She’s actually only 400 miles behind the Proclaimers.

She’s actually only 400 miles behind the Proclaimers. Surprisingly, she does trail Vanessa Carlton by the full 900.

I know they were walking, but she’s still 900 miles behind The Proclaimers.

A good one-two punch.

They’re the best 1-2 punch

Should Gronk be threatened by this? I want to say there’s room for two here.

This sick fuck doesn’t deserve to be locked behind parallel bars.

If he’s upset about the circumstances of a November friendly, imagine what he’d do when you tell him that McKennie spent 7 years in an MLS academy.

#humblebrag

Probably conceded the South China Sea. Which really, we never wanted. It’s the worst sea. Everyone knows this.

I can’t speak to the health effects, but the weight loss is real when you eat this way.

This isn’t really a new theory, I first read about it when I was a kid. Here’s a listicle on cracked that talked about it also in 2010: http://www.cracked.com/article_18718_6-famous-unsolved-mysteries-that-have-totally-been-solved.html

Umm, I might be willing to skim a somewhat well-written article for 30 seconds, but there’s no way I’m devoting who knows how many continuous minutes in a row listening to GMG personnel chat about whatever.

Barbaro: At least this colt only got cut when he got hurt.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.

Another example... Tyrese. Good Lord, man, delete your Instagram already.

Tom Brady will forever be the best example of this.

Kyrie Irving is an excellent example of how it’s sometimes a good idea not to listen to what someone says if you want to enjoy what they do.