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I hate everything Hank Williams stands for, but I’ll tell you what, I’d let him scream that one song directly into my ear if it means I don’t have to hear “Waiting All Day For Sunday Night” ever again.

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

Picked up by the Pats, has three seasons as an all-pro before being traded back for a 2nd round pick, and promptly disappearing from the face of the earth.

How fucking corrupt do you have to be to get banned by FIFA?! That’s like being too fat for KFC.

That was a fantastic match. Those were some staggering dropshots. The quality was just great.

I watched that match and had no idea how Venus pulled it off.

Jacksonville doesn’t have the infrastructure to handle an NFL game

If my options are brave a Category 5 hurricane or go to Jacksonville, then I’m sticking around to see what Irma is made of.

I decided to be cute and truck with the team with best uniforms: Seattle.

I can’t be the only person who thinks Matt Stafford and Sam Bradford are the same person, right?

McElwain: C’mon, Jim. We need to know who is on your roster. This is bullshit.

Jesus, they never call traveling anymore.

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

Qualifying for the UCL is good way to get people to Qarabout your team.

Arter should be able to say whatever he wants without being penalized. Haven’t they heard of the First Amendement?

Ironically, Breitbart is blocked at my work because it isn’t on our whitelist.

I can’t conceive of any universe, with football or without, in which everyone wouldn’t hate Dallas.