I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

Or The Wire.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

We could organize a rally to save the statue. I’ve heard there are some guys who like doing that.

I think it still deserves scorn (some more context, like what she made and what she asked for, her duties, etc. would be nice, but I doubt we’ll get that info). Being an asshole engineer doesn’t mean it’s all forgiven when he treats people like an asshole. It just means we know why he’s acting like an asshole

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

Their hitting coach Turner Ward, whom Puig kisses on the cheek after every HR would be a good place to start.

You know nothin’, Jon Snow, don’cha know.

His lawyer argued, to no avail, that he presents zero threat to the public safety, given his stolen base numbers.

Anytime you introduce a foreign organism into a new culture, you can expect some negative results without proper inoculation.

It’s nice to know she has no intentions of taking landry to the cleaners.

The

A front loaded NFL contract that they had no intention of honoring? They must have thought the NIH was a player.

Why, despite all the good stuff I’ve seen on here, am I convinced this can’t be topped.

Seriously, can’t Deadspin find one soccer writer who doesn’t write like he’s one whiskey away from ending it all to spite the bartender?

My grandfather is like this. I tell him I will be over at 3 to pick him up for a doctor’s appointment, and he starts calling at 2:15 asking if I’m on my way yet. We live two miles apart.

Surprised his ear-bags didn’t help in the collision.

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

Racism? At an Indians game?