“Whether it works or not, one thing is clear: Carmelo Anthony is willing to do anything to leave the Knicks.”

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

I heard if a foul ball from Tebow lands in your cup it will immediately turn to wine.

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

I almost forgot to share this duo I met at the press conference.

If the Beach Boys’ “Kokomo” was a tournament, the USMNT would find a way to finish off the podium.

I mean people shouldn’t keep looking at this as a Morris for Bradley deal straight up. It’s Morris & Hayward for Bradley, which every GM would do.

Can you imagine a male athletes having to make the case for, say, baseball, like this, over and over again?

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

Calling it “stealing” is problematic, considering the crime issues in both Oakland and the South Side of Chicago. I know, because I’m working on a Master’s Degree.

I don’t suppose it matters on the birth certificate, but it does seem a little foolish to just pretend sex has no relationship to health. You don’t need to force anything on a child, but that is medically necessary information regardless of what gender, if any, the child identifies with.

Johnson: [gets knocked out cold]

This retaliatory travel ban by the Cubans is much more entertaining I think.

They’re making a joke about criticism of Puig for vaguely defined character or behavioral faults and the conservatism of baseball’s conventional wisdom.

Tribal tattoos are a pretty good indicator of less than stellar brain function.

This dudes a dumb ass, his legs and arms stopped fighting and started fishing the fuck out. Get some class and be happy the ref didn’t let you kill the few brain cells you have left.

Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.