I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

It’s not Peak Softball though until you’ve seen the walk-off mercy rule HR in the bottom of the 5th

This is impressive, I usually tense up anytime I finally get near third base.

Hank Jr is no Hank III though. Once you hear hellbilly music, your life will never be the same.

She’s so full of shit. Like Trump, Griffin lives for publicity, good or bad. She did this knowing exactly what the reaction would be and she knew her career wouldn’t suffer because the Red Staters weren’t part of her fan base to begin with (she may have also thought that this would make her a hero to the left.) She…

I can just imagine Ed Hochuli going to town on somebody, then flexing and kissing his biceps as he announces a personal foul call on the mangled heap of human at his feet...

Trump really is a man of action. Americans in Germany are now winning amazing deals.

Björnsson filed an official appeal requesting that footage of his final rep be reviewed, but it was denied.

In Samardzija’s defense, it must be difficult for him to remember which team he plays for. 

Sure. One of them is the most extraordinary athletic specimen in the history of the sport, and the other is a slightly dumpy point guard who never had all that much athleticism to begin with, even before he spent multiple seasons playing out of shape. Deron Williams is old, man.

That’s the kind of call you see in a little league game right after the umpire comes back from an intensive weekend-long training course and wants to prove to everyone he knows all the rules now. Horrible.

Not holding my breath.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

A hockey player would have crapped his pants without having to pull over.

Yeah I would have much rather he won the title as a Supersonic.

Do you have a hard time with connecting the dots?

Geoduck

...traditional where???

“There were a grand total of zero immaculate innings between Lefty Grove’s on September 27th, 1928 and Billy Hoeft’s on September 7th, 1953.”

You gotta learn to drive with the fear. And there ain’t nothing more god damned frightening than driving with a live falcon in the car, Ricky Bobby.