8 games.

This brig clearly sucks. Where are the forcefield doors?

More proof that Thomas is carrying.

More like, “has at a minimum a mildly passing knowledge of DC sports and its inevitable outcomes.”

I would just like to say that most of the rules in most of the religions in the world are fucking moronic.

But the EMALS!

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

Roethlisberger has thus far been unavailable for comment.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

I used to be a basketball player, but then I took a bullet to the knee.

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

Madrid will win today.

Unsolicited advice to Conley: fire your current lawyer and hire one who won’t say things to reporters that require the lawyer to send clarifying tweets thereafter.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

+250K jersey sales

Look, way before the draft, Chicago had this guy’s name all over it.

That Screamer tag could be interpreted few different ways.

He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!