If it makes you feel better, he’ll never make the Baseball Hall of Fame.

No, she’s in the separate “white people will buy products she’s photographed with” category.

Damn. Cleveland’s now trying to ruin players’ careers before drafting them.

Soon Jerry Jones is just going to start dropping awful rumors about top prospects so he can sign them as free agents after the draft.

I’m sure he’ll be anxious to stick it to the teams that passed on him.

I bet you’d still see a hockey coach out there.

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Yeah. This is a super tricky situation. Apparently he attacked the teacher pretty viciously, in addition to threatening to kill her. Laws were in fact broken, and that needs to be addressed, but a very public, very traumatizing arrest is probably not the way to do it.

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

You take that back or I’ll shove this ball down your throat.

And you’re ignoring the fact that my comment was a goddamned joke...

This series just further illustrates Lebron’s genius. That 2 seed was no accident.

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

Weird that Griffin and Paul scored 51 and a guy who is 51 wound up hitting the game winner.

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

“She was a very gentile, lovely lady...” I didn’t know Muslims were Gentiles.

Went to read the comments on this Chiron article and found myself reading about the trophy truck article below. Anyone else hate this new setup?

+1 Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah