Dwight should really yell “And 0!” when he goes to the hole like that

Seahawks just have anti-trust against Sherman.

This is an awful take.

Brock was the worst QB in the league last year (or Goff if he threw enough passes). You don’t even need to make “what if we can make them play like 2014" again projections for Kaep and Cutler. Even in bad seasons for terrible teams they were better than Osweiler playing with a good team.

That’s right - Rex Fucking Grossman! come on, sexy Rexy, it’s time to pull out the lasers again.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

Perhaps the greatest scene in the history of cinema.

Shit, that sucks. Though, if anyone should’ve been able to prevent having his company’s name leaked, you’d think it’d be the roof guy.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

I turn 18 later this year, and I haven’t felt as inferior and unaccomplished as I did watching that game since I turned 12 and realized I was a muggle.

How large are the raccoons where you live? Remind me never to visit there.

Here you go:

Under the terms of the contract, though, if he’s still on the team tomorrow, he owes the Bears $4 million.

Troll Tide.

Yep. That’s not what I want to see out of an extra inning game. What I do want to see is the amusing spectacle of position players pitching, but mandating that would probably be a bit much.

D.B. Pooper

Rondo: It’s all about loyalty to your team. And the bond you share with your teammates.

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.