Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

It’s good Brady got his old jersey back. We all know everyone from Boston hates new jersey.

OSU beat the spread, Michigan failed to cover. The underdog cannot cover a spread.

NFL Players really should form a union.

How dare you insult warlocks by implying that Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus are of their kind. Bannon is a troll, and Priebus is a Dark Elf. (Presumably he keeps his giant spider in a barn on his property back in Wisconsin.)

So it is not just cops that take a shot when your hands are up.

You forgot to add “5) In Florida”. That clears pretty much everything up.

“Finally! A story about MAML’s getting fucked over on ice!”

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?

“Taking roster sots from countless other minor league actual baseball players”
I didn’t realize the country had regressed so much in Trump’s presidency that one is now considered countless.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

What’ll these two do next, other than not keeping a coordinator job for more than a season?

Didn’t see the German coming.

Cutler is making elite QB money

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

I can’t imagine Magic doing that. He seems like a positive person.

Probably the hope is that he doesn’t give Mozgov and Deng $130 million on the backside of their careers. The franchise pretty clearly needed a reset after struggling to recruit free agents. Clarkson took a step back this year; Russell isn’t quite as good as you’d expect after escaping Kobe’s shadow. Ingram’s looking…