Of course they are heroes.

I mean he explained that people who report in war zones and cartel land are heroes. That would encompass those 2,291 heroes. The ones who aren’t reporting from somewhere dangerous are just people doing there job. I have coworkers who did audit work for military in Iraq. Their compound got shelled and some were…

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

Peter King came to my town once. Went to a diner and loved the coffee so much he drank four pots. Then he took a three flush shit. You could hear the splashing sounds from the sidewalk. Afterwards he comes out smiling, telling us all, “Hell of a toilet you got there. American Standard. Nothing like it.”

“I would rather have circuses without bread than bread without circuses.” — Paleo Thomas Jefferson

Yeah, every critique of it I’ve read has been perfectly valid. Still liked it.

But I still didn’t hate it, fight me.

I was making fun of the concept from the first time I saw a commerical for it, but after seeing it last week I was surprised that it’s actually pretty good!

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

The team owned by the young tech billionaire was just fleeced by an 89-year-old used car salesman from San Antonio who is suffering from dementia.

It’s a joke, Hal. And open the pod bay doors already.

Big deal, warriors overthrew kings all the time throughout history. Warriors will beat Kings three times this year; the Praetorian Guard overthrew three emperors in 193.

Stupid millenials who think they know everything. Get the hell off my lawn. But stay if you want to hear my theory on how Mexicans damage our water…

No way he was stopping that shot. He didn’t even see the idiot until the second ball rolled past him

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

he seems like the guy who takes really aggressive bong rips

Just curious, did he ever coach Aaron Hernandez?

Seriously. If I were the Knicks, I’d be afraid that he’d “get some help” and then come back.

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

Greg Jennings would be proud.

The ref had no business pushing him into the boards/box. He should be reprimanded for certain.