This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Waiters seems like the type who isn’t superstitious...but is just a little stitious.

“This is just like in home country. In Slovenia, Waiters give YOU poor tips.” - Goran Dragic

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

I guess Mark Davis just finished scouting all local PF Changs.

“With all the respect for Timmy, I feel it’s not if you’re half American or full-American. It’s more what you have in here [taps his chest].”

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

To be fairer to Calhoun than he probably deserves, he was no traitor and never declared war on the US. He died a decade before the Civil War started.

“he’s also a traitor who declared war on the US and led to the death of millions of American soldiers.”

How old is David?

You put winning way to high. Taking contested fadeaways not being top 5 is outrageous.

[Removed. Fake Account. Carry on.]

I see somebody as concurrently stupid and prideful as Dana White making a “4-year-old”-level gaffe during a hypothetical deposition, and that the new moneyed overlords now controlling UFC will settle long before trial.

Meanwhile, Mike Hunt is still waiting on Line 1.

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

The 76ers can overcome anything except 71.4% of their opponents.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

I take no small amount of delight in knowing Oakland’s Cinderella season was flushed away by the semen-and-blister-encrusted hands of Connor Cook.

Since he was suspended for a full year, we know the answer is not “his wife’s face.”