You don’t feel there is any possible way to vet a person to a degree that you’d feel safe to date him without fear of being murdered if the relationship went sideways?

Off topic....

And THIS is why I don’t date.

She’s in a sorority. She’s a shallow Deep One.

Ignorant might not be the right word. Maybe, narrow minded or short sighted is a better description.

Pluto has been left alone for far too long and our messing around with it hasn’t made things any better.

You’re forgetting the prison inmate/visitor who had a small handgun in her vagina. Now, I find vaginas more than exciting on their own, but that’s just too much.

There used to be an Alderaan ornament.

Maybe this is partially due to a larger portion of persistently single people in the US? Maybe not as many of us are hitching up and doing our duty to squirt out larval consumers and workers like we used to?

Step 1: Stick your head in a gas oven.

It’s a shame you didn't publish this during apple picking season.

Apple Juice and Apple Cider (non alchololic) are two very different drinks. Apple Juice is filtered to have no solids in it and is pasteurized. Cider is just pressed apples.

You can tell it’s really old because the resolution is so pixelated..

Except more “Oops I lost it”

Just like most interactions with the clitoris.

Interestingly, many of today’s diseases were a result of domestication of animals. If the South American Indians (boy that’s a dumb looking title-thanks, Columbus, ya doof) had domesticated Turkeys sooner, they might have had some dreaded turkey disease with which to help fight back the Europeans and their smallpox.

Well, to be fair, it was a British kitchen...

Spoken as someone who loves cats, this is ridiculous. Cats ambush each other all the time out of playfulness, and their standard ‘holy shit’-response is to leap into the air. Hell, when my oldest cat was young he was lonely, so I sometimes hid behind corners just to play with him. Today he is the safest, most…

Does pushing children off their bikes count as scaring them? Because otherwise, I don’t know how I’m supposed to have any fun at all.