You don’t feel there is any possible way to vet a person to a degree that you’d feel safe to date him without fear of being murdered if the relationship went sideways?

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And THIS is why I don’t date.

You’re forgetting the prison inmate/visitor who had a small handgun in her vagina. Now, I find vaginas more than exciting on their own, but that’s just too much.

Step 1: Stick your head in a gas oven.

But we don’t need unions or collective bargaining or wage laws because each individual server can just use the vast power and leverage they hold to stop the managers from doing this sort of thing. Also I have a magic unicorn rabbit that shits skittles.

He parodies himself. You don’t even need to write jokes about him, the comedy is just there.

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

Rich old white men have ruled the world for all eternity, I get where the hate comes from, I get it. But saying shit like any white man can just jump into Hollywood because of their skin color is the same exact thing as saying something like any black man can become a professional basketball player. Is it the most…

She’s a racist cunt. Laughing off a white mans question simply because she believes he has a better chance than her?