“Mr Howard, what sort of contribution do you expect from the bench next year?”

I would wager every sheqel in my pocket there is nothing qabalistic going on.

I like to read nonfiction, or “ideas” books in the morning — Charles Duhigg’s “The Power of Habit,” things like that.

Who is the message “Red Lives Matter” directed at?  People who are pro-fire?

On the other hand, I’m sure the Red Sox fan wishes he hadn’t been shocked.

There’s going to be hindsight, 50/50, all that stuff.

I believe I can skip this one.

In my opinion the interface is great, but the route selection is inferior to Google Maps and Waze (especially in rush hour traffic), the ability to search for a place by name isn’t nearly as good, and it gets you lost much more often (in my case this usually involves delivering you to a random spot a few blocks from…

[Moves Apple Maps from Dock to “Apple” folder, never to be heard from again]

So we’re not allowed to abuse women and treat them like objects, but we’re not supposed to exclude them altogether either?  What the hell do you want from us? (sarcasm, obviously)

On the email topic, people who write mundane internal emails like a junior high term-paper are the worst. “Although I am not available during the currently allotted time, perhaps we can reschedule at an alternate date which is more conducive to my participation.” You don’t sound smart, you sound like an idiot.

Not that there is anything wrong with this analysis, but the fact the a 6-paragraph article about the “comedy” categories argues that the winner isn’t dark enough without even mentioning whether any of the shows are funny kind of exemplifies why these award shows are obsolete, IMO.

More needs to be written about the Bear’s second touchdown drive. It seemed like Nagy saw Trubisky looking lost out there and decided to craft a sequence of plays that essentially handed a TD drive to Trubisky on a platter, which is a very impressive thing to do.

Dennis Young, is that you?

The strategy seemed like it couldn’t miss, they drew up some killer plays, then one of the assistants pointed out there would only be one football, which seemed obvious in retrospect, and the whole thing kinda fell apart at that point.

Can someone work on a film series about falling out of love? (Which takes a second.)

There are any number of reasons you may want to know before you open the bottle if it has gone bad, such as if you plan to offer it at a party or bring it somewhere.

let people do what they want, it literally doesn’t affect you.

Jerry Jones’ strategy seems to be “Mediocrity + Hype”, which admittedly works from a revenue standpoint, so keeping veterans that can go 9-7 today is better than young players who can help you go 12-4 tomorrow. Plus, he is dumb and bad.

Like Rizzo, I had a short stint at first base in Washington and, I can assure you, no clothing was removed.