I think the opposite is worse. I’m not comfortable lying as the article recommends (not saying it is unethical, just that from an anxiety level it causes me too much stress to justify pretending to be sick) so I end up not using all my days.

I’m always partial to “guy who was on coaching staff for aging player when he was good.”  He knows how to get the most out of him!

When they draft an all-pro pass rusher with the 24th overall pick you will all be eating crow.

Field Goal percentage at Soldier Field since cutting Gould:

I’m sure the rise of the wizard plumbing industry was a real boon to Hufflepuff graduates.

Watching that gif and never having the 3 points added to the score chyron hurts me.

Somewhere in Tacoma, WA there is a year-end corporate income statement which reads:

It is true, but only for the most frequent of flyers. Generally speaking, most airlines will upgrade people for free into any unused first class seats, but it goes to the people with the highest frequent flyer status level. Unless you are among the 2-3 most frequent flyers on the plane, it will never be you. (Usually…

Every single time you see a videos like the one above, it comes with a note saying “don’t worry, they were totally fine.” Are people actually holding back hilarious videos where the person involved was seriously hurt, or are they just lying to us?

Looks like a banner day for for “Mega Doo Doo” section of this website.

Three things I believe to be true:

I am so tired of people who don’t enjoy Chipotle deciding they are morally superior to those who do and turning it into some kind of humble-brag (“I’m just the sort of person who has a higher standard and it isn’t worth it for me to risk my health for a burrito.”). Nobody is impressed.

The other day I heard Mike & Mike (or whatever it is called now) say something like, “[TEAM A] keeps getting those grand slam plays, but [TEAM B], they can get home run plays, but they can’t get the grand slam.”

Sports pundits are the ultimate proof that the Sherlock Holmes “once you eliminate the impossible...” logic is complete bullshit, because there is always some other scenario that they fail to consider that ends up being what happens.

True, but I think Trump needs to insult him via Twitter a couple times first so that may take a few days. My money is on a surprise resignation via Friday afternoon news dump tomorrow.

Now if only someone can broadcast a countdown that doesn’t make you feel like an asshole loser for watching.

With 4 more days in 2018 this seems premature. Should be at least a couple more resignations still to come.

I say there’s no reason you should feel bad that you still haven’t thrown your tree out by New Years

I have a hard time wrapping my head around the suspension of disbelief required to believe that over 600 ordinary people travelling in a caravan could cross the border undetected by our current technology (setting aside the fact that the caravan was requesting asylum, not sneaking in anyway).

To me, there is a pretty big difference between the idea of something watching/listening to you constantly and recordings of voice commands being leaked.