Hey, settling your lawsuits and buying yourself sports memorabilia is a perfectly fine scam to use charitable donations on.

You mean the same charity that provided Tom Brady with the use of a $97k Audi S8?

You know, I’m starting to think this Tom Brady fellow might not be 100% on the level.

A Brady defender could here say that Best Buddies makes back every penny they send his way many times over due to Brady’s work for them, and that would be true, but this utilitarian argument overlooks that Best Buddies would be even better off if Brady did all the work for them he does now and they didn’t send any…

I can’t get too worked up about it. The money is going to a good cause. People can ask how the money will be spent and has been spent in the past.

A shady charity, you say...

You charge way too little...

Even if his sister-in-law being a terrible person makes him “controversial”, I think Matt Hasselbeck is officially retired.

That’s right - Rex Fucking Grossman! come on, sexy Rexy, it’s time to pull out the lasers again.

Also not liking the All in the Family reboot with Archie Bunker as prez.

Trade the Browns another pick to get Osweiler back?

“(Ian Rapoport’s offhand mention that Romo “still has the itch” indicates to me that he would’ve kept playing in the right situation.)“

Looks like he also joined the Crips.

“Tony Romo was a fighter. You could count on him. He was the first one on the roof of the practice facility every morning, and the last one you’d see when you left for the night. Tony had an uncanny ability to eat aluminum cans. Pepsi, RC, Pabst—you name it! A gamer. The way he’d fly out there brought tears to my…

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

The chemtrails are strong in this one

Someone fucked up. I’m pretty sure that Robert Browning quote was earmarked for Sandusky’s grave.

I know American elections are done via secret ballot, but sometimes you can just tell.

God, I love that one. Because you don’t truly understand that sexual assault is bad until you have a daughter. I know I was all, “Rape for everyone!” Then I had a little girl and now I’m all, “Maybe rape isn’t great!”

In a related story, here’s a shot of the latest stop of Joe Paterno on his apology tour.