If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Here’s A Good Idea: Cliff Diving, But With Trucks

The Russians are pretty adept at using well-timed Wikileak releases to affect the direction of events.

(Sorry, too easy to dip into politics)

Which is a real problem, because it’s specifically prohibited in the employee manual.

Holy shit, this was a rollercoaster ride.

The thing is if Mcintosh had been a “minority student,” then I doubt Rick Perry would have taken time out of his precious schedule to attack Brooks.

These are beautiful.

A Canadian triangle is actually a sexual euphemism. Its a threesome that involves Poutine, flannel, and a whole lotta Gordon Lightfoot music.

Well, only how the guy ended up out of the plane before the crash is an assumption. But even so, this is hardly the “Weirdest Mystery of 2017" based on the facts so far. Add “...and the aircraft’s cabin doors were still locked...from the inside!” and you might have something.

But the facts of the matter make that about the only explanations. The pilot either fell out or jumped out of the aircraft at some point after take off, leaving the aircraft to crash when it ran out of fuel. That really isn’t all that mysterious.

D.B. Pooper

Parachute, poorly faked death.

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

You’d be dead if your BAC was .8

There are 4 lights!

might want to get that humming sound checked out

I hope you have a lawyer.

Fuck. The alternative facts virus has spread to the southern hemisphere.

Still more functional than the Scientology E-meter.

What a moron!