I assumed “I’m a rainmaker” meant “we’re headed to the strip club, and I'm doing the Pacman Jones.”

My car says the contact name before reading text messages...I enjoy hearing a disembodied voice announce “Hairless Dave”, “Greg...he smells” or “Igor the fucking Ukrainian.”

I’ll try to keep this short...

Dana White is a snowflake.

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4946072 Hold my beer Tokyo.

Hubby and veggie aren’t words in Canada, because we have to observe the metric system when abbreviating words.

Is “banned” a step up or down from “greyed?”

I’ve never seen Dan LeBatard not sitting behind a mic.

...plus Jordan would look ridiculous running around in those little short-shorts. 

I think he was referring to Charlie Batch.

Fernandez was good, but the guy who preceded him as Blue Jays shortstop is the guy who belongs in the HOF.

Lol.  When I started coaching minor hockey I had to sign a contract saying I wouldn’t do that.

A (very) small part of me wishes I could see it on tape too.

Fun Fact #1: my mom had an operation the following week (everything went fine). It was nice having a supply of free chicken when we were hanging out at the hospital.

Much appreciated.

The year was 1988. I cane home from college and went to a local semi-pro hockey game. They were running a promotion where three people were chosen to compete to win fried chicken by shooting pucks into an empty net. My program # was chosen.

I’m pretty sure I used to work for you.

Can we talk about the blocking job #84 was doing? He was running alongside Henry, while three different guys passed between them unimpeded. #justhappytobethere

I assumed he has a man for that (Secretary of the Posterior? )

If Seattle was the political center of the state, the “Washington Capitals” would have been a cool name.