We have people here who still microwave goddamn seafood. STOP WITH THE FUCKING FISH IN THE MICROWAVE.

The Simpsons predicted this over 20 years ago... sigh.  Now I want one.

My mom’s favorite bird was the hummingbird seconded by the gold finch.

Pink Boots has been really successful here in Salt Lake, with a dozen breweries (which is a lot in Utah) participating this year to come up with one-off brews. We also had several breweries create special Pride brews as well. Also, shoutout to Zolupez, a fairly new brewery founded by the son of Mexican immigrants based…

Oh yes! I’m a member of Pink Boots MT. 

Some things are best left in the past, lest you be disappointed. 

I’m not sure what to do with this one. All three drafts feel underwhelming, which kind of leads me to the conclusion that I don’t like soup so much as I like the idea of soup. The only glaring omission to me is chicken tortilla.