“Don’t comment on Splinter blogs” is just one of those life lessons we all need to learn on our own.

If you paid attention to ESPN channels yesterday

I’ve tried using a steak knife to spread butter before, it’s much worse than trying to use a butter knife to cut meat.

It was previously “low key” because people were regularly being arrested for it, so I disagree. It was not better then.

Should we also ban advertising for alcohol brands, and casinos, and McDonald’s?

I bet if you (or a friend or a relative) ever got arrested for weed you’d feel differently. Billboards that you personally find annoying are a pretty small trade-off for, you know, not ruining people’s lives over a plant.

They should have been spending more money on the guys they had, because they were good enough to win 96. Protectionist service time requirements are BS - in that sense you’re right, the problem is more about the rules than any specific owner.

Of course leading up to this, Hader couldn’t get his slider over the plate, and then gave up the huge 2-out hit that led to the error. Kind of a Calvin Shiraldi/Bill Buckner situation. Not to mention Zimmerman getting completely sawed off and still finding space in shallow center. Fuckin’ A.

You’re all laughing now, but wait until YOUR local Buick/GMC dealership starts paying for endorsements that have zero chance of a positive ROI. Not so funny now, is it?

Guessing that means you do like being called “boss” by people who you do supervise? Classic boss shit.

Another really common one in IT is, well my computer is acting up so I guess I can can go home for the day right? It’s just one of many reasons that connecting remotely is always preferable to showing up in person.

Not sure but clearly I did, my b. 

conservative con men have been ready to pounce on newly viral words that they can define for their own ends before they reach the general public’s ears

Beer Money Sign Man is cool but I still prefer Blood Sugar Sex Magik

Jeez how about a spoiler warning huh? Thanks to you I won’t be the least bit surprised when nothing happens.

There’s also some brief video footage of an ill-conceived Mike Bordick prank gone awry, but neither one of us remembered that.

The headline that pops up when the story is shared through social media is “Stop Looking at Restaurant Menus Ahead of Time”... Ignore the bossing, and you see a guy writing about a thing that works for him.

It’s worth noting that not even actual crack is truly “like crack” - the popular image is that it’s instantly addicting, that one hit will have you hooked for life, etc etc. The actual numbers show something different:

Did you just guess that I currently live in KS (which, for the record, sucks ass) or are you some weird IP address doxxer guy?

Phrases like “keeping the streets clean” are called dog whistles precisely because people know what you mean without you actually having to say it. He isn’t implying that the city needs more public toilets and safe injection sites.