Alt+0151 for lyfe!

I never saw Last Action Hero but I sure as hell remember the fast food promotional tie-in cup for it.

I know this suggestion is specific for this issue only, but it’s probably worth noting that in general, downloading drivers from an “unofficial source” is just about the easiest way to get your shit owned.

Total fuckin’ silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We’ll just see how YOU like it. Total silence.

Will they turn Sweet Baby Ray’s into an Alabama White sauce? No

I was suspicious of Jack’s trash story so I did some Online Research, I’m pretty sure this is him

They have a graph for the phenomenon you’re describing.

I don’t smoke cigarettes very often, but yeah I gotta say I do miss a good smoky dive bar. It just made for a more interesting (metaphorical) atmosphere. 

The devil is in the details. If your fixer-upper needs a new roof and repairs to the foundation, yeah you’re looking at big-time money. But if you’re talking about cosmetic improvements - new floors, counters, cabinets, appliances, etc - and you’re able to do at least some of the work yourself, the math works out a…

OK well yeah if personal drama is the main draw, it’s no wonder I don’t get it. Personally I’ll take the Beatles, the Stones, Grateful Dead, Dylan, Hendrix, Paul Simon, Frank Zappa, King Crimson, Yes, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Eric Clapton, and SO many more from that era over Fleetwood Mac.

Given that they came from an era which featured dozens of superior musical acts (if not more), I don’t understand the fascination with Fleetwood Mac among the extremely online types these days. They had some decent pop hits and sold a bunch of records back in the day. Basically they’re the Eagles.

But reality TV does seem different in that, for as scripted and bizarre as it is, it is allegedly “reality” and becomes a stand-in for what “fun” adult behavior looks like.

I’m sitting in a hipster coffee shop and John Cena is being super fucking nice to everyone.

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

Roberto Alomar spit in that dude’s face that one time.

“That means someone here is barefoot!” - Rex Ryan

Going to the mailbox is a great opportunity for your personal assistant to meet the neighbors’ personal assistants.

Don’t sell yourself short, idiots are in high demand for NBA GM openings.

The asterisk is the butthole of ASCII characters.

I do IT support and one night long after business hours the following message came in from the boss at one of our client companies: