He didn’t even glare at the pitcher though, that’s my favorite part. Barely even looked at him.

I’d say that Deadspin needs to pull Roth off the Trump coverage for a bit, because wandering this diseased mental landscape is an occupational hazard. But I can tell he’s thinking about this stuff like, in the grocery store and in the shower.

I think the Unilever thing would be more of a hindrance than a help - corporations that size tend to be conservative and politically enmeshed. They might not like the idea of federally illegal revenues showing up on their corporate balance sheets.

Yeah tater tots are great for breakfast burritos. I like the short Crispy Crown ones because they have more surface area.

I was at Fenway for Mike Timlin’s 1000th appearance. Any Guy who gets the ball a thousand times is worth Remembering.

Handle checks out.

If you haven’t heard where Goose Island brews 312, I hope you’re sitting down.

Jesus man this vigilante justice stuff in the Philippines is getting out of control.

And that bully literally is running NSA class level 3 documents thru his phone. Be afraid.

Holy crap, that would’ve been embarrassing if anyone had been watching.

Probably something to do with the injury disclosure protocol, they don’t want some Doc out there spreading rumors.

Cool story. Anyway it’s alright, “stoners” don’t like you either.

Right that’s my only point, it’s not so much the coverage that ebbs and flows, it’s the team itself. And I’m at best a casual NBA fan so could be wrong, but I seem to remember that the “choke” label was pretty widely applied to the Raptors in at least one or two of those first-round playoff losses, it’s not like that…

That’s an unnecessarily combative perspective on life my man. You’ll be happier if you can stop taking shit so seriously.

Yeah the coverage has been questionable, they make it seem like the Raptors had a run of embarrassing playoff flops and now are good as hell this year.

I dunno, I’m pretty far off from AOC on a lot of policy stuff, but Trump is an actual shitbag of a human being - a self-obsessed, philandering, manipulative, compulsive liar. He also has far more power than she does. I’d say that makes Trump much more of an annoyance than AOC for folks who are not inclined to support …

Jay Cutler: [moves to Greece]

When I’m alone (or hell, not alone) I try to think of cooking as just part of my after-work hang. Crack open a beer, maybe (probably) spark a jay, throw on some Grateful Dead. I try to make it part of an enjoyable time instead of a standalone chore.

If Steve Demeter was such a sweet guy, why is he being a dick about his grandkid mashing taters?

and then paints the baselines all the way to the horizon