Yep this, there should be no such thing as “one of those on-the-books rules that is selectively enforced depending on the day and the establishment.” That’s a rule that should just go away.

But complex truths are not amenable to puns, and this is the Deadspin comment section you’re in.

It’s hard to calibrate sometimes exactly where that line is

NBC News points out that it’s not clear how the TSA plans to test products for the presence of THC

Possibly related, the Red Sox shat away a 3-run lead with impressive speed against a worthless Cleveland offense in the 9th last night.

So in that role, it’s almost like you’re in charge of the game-planning process.

I’ve got the Best Hank waiting for me to come home from work.

The whole point of a Costco membership is to walk around and crack jokes about buying industrial-sized tubs of Vaseline and 1000-count bottles of Immodium AD.

This is a universal truth applicable in all situations.

I have to assume that the “two-drink minimum” is a club/bar cliche for a reason. Couldn’t she do something like that, while also still providing free water?

throw up your hands and delete Facebook for good

“What’s so weird about that?”

RPI at Union College.

By the ninth inning Tebow had finished the work he had been doing; so on the 3-2 pitch he rested from all his work.

This is my favorite one of these “how we work” posts yet, the Sklar brothers are hilarious.  I listen to Jim Rome and the Sklars will guest host that show every now and then, I spend three hours cracking up every time they do. Will check out their podcasts.

Drew is right though, the high itself is qualitatively different. Every time I take edibles I either feel nothing at all, or if I eat a shitload, just fog-headed and tired for like 8 hours. I wouldn’t even call it a “high”.

Seems like the kinda dude who would be OK coaching in the low minors and doling out angrier versions of the Bull Durham “lollygaggers” speech for the rest of his days.

“Lawrence is great!”

My wife gets the Beyond burgers sometimes - whenever I grill one for her, I feel like I’m working with a patty made out of wet cat food. I have not been tempted to try one yet.

something called “executive administrator, player program & logistics.”