They searched for Williamson’s mother’s name online

This is the pro tip. Look into the darkness. These substances are tools for introspection.

Yes, this! It’s flat-out terrible advice. The edible-induced freakout is a cliche for a reason.

But whether there’s enough research into psilocybin to justify its decriminalization is far from settled.

OK so he was obviously jerking off to this replay then right?

Right, so it’s not specifically about having to fake a smile then. I’m not saying either job is easy.

I think “those in the know” still buy normal papers, which are like a dollar for a thousand-pack, but “those in the business” would prefer to sell pre-roll cones at an insane markup.

I dunno, the folks in the kitchen don’t have to fake any smiles, and they’re not exactly known as teetotalers.

White Castle is gross, the bread gets super slimy and weird. They were started in Wichita KS around the same time that Cozy Inn opened in Salina KS. Anyone who’s had both knows that the wrong place went big.

You press it immediately when the burger goes on the pan, before any of the fat can liquefy. It’s still cold so it doesn’t squirt out.

I don’t know if it started with Palin really, the cult of celebrity thing has always been there. A lot of people are just gonna want to consume it that way.

Damn he really put his own ass in the jackpot when he grabbed that bat.

In my own experience, showing up to work every day and doing absolutely nothing carries its own kind of stress. Self-loathing is no fun.

I’m gonna catch shit for this but every now and then Flo cranks out a good commercial.

There are plenty of commission-based retail positions.  Even without that, sure the employee doesn’t make less that day, but if enough people decide not to buy phones there they could close that store. Of course that’s closer to the scenario that this post is recommending, where you just don’t go to the restaurant at…

you would be saving money at the direct expense of another person

McDonald’s doesn’t have pork chops on the menu.

I used to think that when I lived in the northeast, then I moved to the midwest. Believe me, it is not ridiculously easy to find a decent Italian hole-in-the-wall place out here. It blows.

Just for reference, Caruso is listed as 6-foot-5, 186 pounds, and he was able to get this high: