If I were Davis I’d be looking for a Bonilla-style exit plan.

Basically this but golf

This is how you end up with a guy like Hess—not a reliever but not really a starter, either—losing a shot at a no-hitter because he had to pitch two innings in relief three days earlier.

Once you’re on the staff you just need to have a slack argument then produce a ranking of something.

What’s the high-level explanation for this?

Used jerseys were also mentioned.

Just sit down and try to use a laptop computer.

Cat on the field: During tonight’s Samsung/Lotte game at Sajik, a cat raced across the field to hang out in the Samsung bullpen

I was just thinking yesterday, on opening day, about how the ownership’s legal team doesn’t even get a real off-season outside of an occasional trip to Mar a Lago. They are the real heroes.

Administrators and especially coaches are 100 percent aware this stuff is going on too. Basically pick any college men’s sport or fraternity in the US and you’ll find some form of it easily enough. Usually it doesn't kill people but sometimes it does. 

The only reason to eat seeds in the first place is to spit stuff out in weird and often satisfying ways.

Don’t listen to Alice, the simplest/cheapest hacks are the best hacks. A much worse salt cellar hack would be one that required like, time and money and materials.

Caught living rent-free in Rob Manfred’s head and summarily evicted.

I think the kid was just talking about getting a drink of wudder.

In my experience, even if you say it the “wrong” way, people will appreciate both the mini-apology itself and the fact that you’re trying to use the language.

Nice, I'm from the Syracuse area - yes upstate NY is vastly better than the Midwest for both bagels and pizza. 

Why be aggravated if you don’t have to be?

He’s the antithesis of Brett Gardner.

Yes but it would be for pizza, not for bagels. Of course I’m a normal person so moving to NYC is simply out of the question.

Can confirm, I live in the midwest and when it comes to bagels here, it’s Panera or it’s grocery store shit. Maybe for that reason I think their bagels are pretty OK.