A dog who insists on plopping himself between the two of you makes separate blankets a necessity.

Did you even read Simmons on this? The problem with the trade request was that it was a bit like early on in season 2 of NYPD Blue where Sipowicz was acting all cold toward Bobby Simone - but, as we all know, Simone ends up being the best man at Sipowicz’s wedding later on in the series.

I’m lazy so I just kinda fold the top inch or two of the coffee filter out and around the rim of a coffee mug so it’s held in place and pour the grease on through. I love using bacon fat to make roux for soups and cheese sauces and shit like that.

https://www.gq.com/story/on-caring

The entire point is that it’s impossible to put a number on it, you’ve gotta pay actual attention to what you’re doing and develop a little intuition/self-direction.

Just remember that a “21% increase” in the likelihood of an unlikely event such as early death makes it....still pretty damn unlikely. If you have a 0.1% chance of early death, and you drink 2 sodas per day, you now have a 0.121% chance of early death.

They’ve got 12 years to fix it before he retires, but maybe 6 to fix it while he’s still Mike Trout.

Compared to those CBD chocolates though, the Netflix subscription at least gets you something for your money.

Yeah but it’s not just about having a code word, it’s also about signaling (to both potential victims and potential perpetrators) that staff members at these places are alert to this type of threat and willing to intervene.

The driver of the SUV was a 77-year-old man who thought the vehicle was in reverse, when he hit the accelerator and was in drive instead.

There should be no rules anywhere against any adult using cannabis. For what it’s worth though your average prescription opioid patient is not an athlete on some “journey” in which the pain is the spirit-guide. Chronic debilitating pain does not subside, and is not instructive.

The JPP thing is on its own level, but in general baseball has always had the best dumb injuries of any sport. Joel Zumaya playing Guitar Hero, Trevor Bauer playing with a drone, Ian Kennedy washing dishes, Salvador Perez carrying luggage, etc etc.

The idea that you can’t politically counter tough-on-crime propaganda is what got us the bipartisan drug war, it worked out great for everyone.

This might seem weird but at the same time nobody is sitting around remembering aprons.

This thing is still legit though right?

The place in PA should call it Famous Original Mystic Pizza.

players today are unhappy and anxious as “a direct product of social media.”

Lots of lies and half-truths here, most notably the claim that Stephen A Smith is watchable.

Hey, if it works for you why not the dog, right?

Oh man yeah guys who walk around with lacrosse sticks are the actual worst.