Man social media has ruined everything, I remember the good old days of confusing sweaty wide receiver announcements.

His source for “the news of the day in the Middle East” was definitely the racist emails to begin with though. 

Incomplete analysis, I’m not even sure what season-four sublpot from WKRP in Cincinnati this is all supposed to remind me of.

Why does “universal free agency” mean no multi-year contracts? The whole point is that the agent is free to make his own negotiation decisions.

I once heard that every summer you can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight, if it’s not too dear.

Goose Gossage would put the next one in Winky’s ear.

Yep, correlation does not equal causation. And in terms of the percentage thing, it’s easier to think through if you put numbers on it.

Right. The current CBA is full of protectionist crap that makes young players - and especially young international players - far easier and cheaper to “control” than veterans. The union should be talking about abandoning service time-based wage scales, along with both the amateur draft and the international draft.

Domingo Cedeño. Mmmm yes that is good Remembering.

I mean, it doesn’t have to “make you a better person” in order for it to be something you enjoy. And if it’s something you enjoy in a responsible way, your significant other shouldn’t be looking for ways to shoot you down at every opportunity over it.

I am truthering the weed boyfriend, I bet the woman is fine after smoking and this guy just has a stick up his ass. He said himself that he anticipated a (boring) weed-free future with this person, and he also is pretty insulting when talking about her friends.  0/10.

Those racists emails are so embarrassing, every racist parent I know is using Facebook now.

I would rather eat the entire crockpot full of the Dana Perino queso than take a bite of that. Holy shit. Dana’s queso sounds good now.

I guess I try not to overthink it - football can be good entertainment just like a thousand other things can be. It’s easier if you don’t have any particular rooting interest and can just appreciate things on their own terms.

Interesting games are interesting, yeah. There were a bunch of fun games in the earlier rounds of these playoffs. I’m ambivalent at best about the NFL in general, but a close well-played football game is still fun to watch.

He shouldn’t have cut off that “See, Gerry’s old enough to-” part, it was the only actual insight he could have offered. 

I say we worship the entire chicken, we don’t need to choose here people.

Marketing staffer ruins IT guy’s day, story checks out.

Just because I’m sane enough to avoid city council meetings doesn’t mean I deserve to get robbed.

1 - Jim Tomsula held a series of odd jobs before becoming an NFL coach.