Yeah Feedly is what I’m using. The desktop browser interface is pretty good, but the Android app is clunky and it doesn’t have a very good headline-scrolling homescreen widget. Oh well.

Built-in Android SMS has gotten a lot better lately, since now you can sync SMS to your Google account and do messaging from a desktop web browser too.

He never thought Gruden’s Grinders would refer to his own teeth.

Despite their crocodile tears, they don’t actually value Kavanaugh’s (or his family’s) pain either. It’s just a convenient way to help win the game they are playing.

And you’re online...to tell me not to tell people not to use their phones? You’re right, I don’t care.

Dude I’m not going up to people in bars and demanding they turn their phones off. My advice is to unplug whenever you can but yeah sure, you do you.

So you can actually experience something real instead of looking at a screen every 60 seconds.

Turn off your phone before you walk in, and don’t turn it back on until you walk out.

Incumbents will always try to maintain barriers to entry, because it reduces competition. They also do have a point that they’ve already sunk a million bucks into the license - that’s a million bucks they could have invested somewhere else to improve their business. They want their competition to follow the same…

It’s not surprising, Cowboy Joe has always been hyper-aware of the cameras.

They’re not going to fail obviously, but it’s true that their food is 100% shit. Just call it Dunkin’ Coffee.

If you try that joke once, you’re a corny obsolete sportswriter. If you try it multiple times with large stretches of awkward silence in between, you are a dangerous sociopath.

I decide to keep it simple and have two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch. I don’t want to eat again today, and yet I know I’m going to have to do it 20–30 more times. 

Doesn’t mom still get her own birthday, PLUS Mother’s Day? Moms have it too easy. I will stage a self-defeating and ultimately doomed protest against the 1st birthday party if this ever comes up.

When, and why, did first birthday parties become a thing? Some friends of ours are having one, and my wife said that if we ever have kids, we will do it too.  She said it like it was obvious.

I don’t think we need to worry about Vikings fans thinking too much.

I agree, it can be truly upsetting when you see a familiar face in an unexpected place.

It’s the kind of season that would have won MVP before metrics were a thing. League leader in homers, 120+ RBI, some memorable clutch at-bats on an underdog playoff team. Voters would be trotting out terrible takes about Betts and Martinez being less “valuable” because their full team was stronger, etc.

I’m blaming The Apprentice for an awful lot these days too.