Hey, the NHL is too Canadian, the NBA is too....urban, and the Skins are the fucking Skins. Not a whole lot of options for these guys.

Right - it’s more dangerous AND increasingly common because of rule changes. That’s why dudes all rock those Jason Pierre Paul club mitt things on the bases now.

Headfirst sliding is basically the default now thanks to replay challenges. Beating the ball to the base isn’t good enough any more.

I worked in an IT support job with a psycho boss, we had a guy go to the bathroom on his first day and never come back.

the Neener Neener Neener You Can’t Stop Us movement

You’re no world-shaker, Barry.

Sure but what about managing Phil Jackson’s ego?

And even if they think they’re bad, they assume they’re not that bad, believing they’re generally safer than cigarettes.

Best part is the threat to show up at the pahk with the original bannah if the red sox try to use a “duplicate” of their own banner.

which would likely result in a hopped-up yet mellow buzz akin to Red Bull and vodka?

Good thing the NFL has such solid hall of fame induction rules already in place.

That third down play was actually a performance art piece entitled Ennui

Having the infield drawn in put his ass in the jackpot.

Is this going to be cross-posted on Lifehacker?

The obvious sleazy PR stuff will always be there with this guy, but fuck it, I’m choosing to see this as further evidence that speech works. The NFL commissioner is participating in meetings about the cash bond system.

Like probably most other people, I wear it around at all times, like a sodden and rotting wool sweater, scratchy at my neck and damp in my armpits and always, always, inescapably reeking.

It’s like Uber, but for Cliffs Notes.

stuff that looks and feels and sucks just like politics but which contains none of the actual struggle or meaning or potential

“Clearing the rubble” is just a term he uses for going to the bathroom. Not technically a lie.

And then to fetishize that profession as somehow more romantically alluring than any other job is also weird and somewhat creepy.