So PETA is actually something different than you initially thought 10 years ago? THOSE BASTARDS.

That reply is so astoundingly bad, it makes the original haircut tweet seem good.

So were you a Red Sox fan, or a Red Sox Fanbase fan? Cuz Fanbase fans kinda suck.

Interference calls should always go against the fandom of the dummy who interferes.

You’re not “expected” to catch a foul/HR ball, that’s what makes it fun.

Barry does good baseball blogs. People rag on the 162 game schedule, but it means a bunch of teams have 162 chances to make or break their shit. That’s a lot of entertainment value for your hard-earned dollars.

Star for the English muffin, that’s a good sleeper bun. Agree on the mayo too, mayo goes on cold sandwiches (maybe).

Unassailable, you say?

“Talk about a comebacker story”

Yankees fans all turn into Infowars nutjobs the minute you mention Tyler Clippard. My dad and brother are the same way.

Storytelling has always been a strength of Kobe’s.

Because being Extremely Online is good PR these days. This is just a tone-deaf attempt at being internet-funny like the stupid Wendy’s twitter account stuff. It’s poor execution of a widely-used business social media strategy.

Launch angle.

The whole game—you screwed up the whole game. I got one pitcher left. Let’s go! Wake up! That’s bullshit!

Grade-A stuff for sure

He also glossed over that beer issue very nonchalantly.

Oh he’s WAY better than Remy - but I mean, to be fair Remy never murdered anything except ad reads.

Eck is freaking great in the booth. He’s got a whole stockpile of corny-yet-awesome terms he’s always using - dead central, I gotta have it, going bridge, nice moss, doing X just to stay in shape. He’s credited with inventing the term “walk-off”.

Butter Pecan is the shit. Rich, not too sweet, good texture and flavor contrasts going on. I’ll take it over vanilla any day.