rhayader
Rhayader
rhayader

How long until his presidential cabinet appointment?

Grill all the meats and drink all the beers.

KFC is way better than Papa John’s though, that’s his problem.  You can be a racist, OR you can serve terrible food.  You can’t do both.

I got pulled over not so long ago, and decided to just say I hadn’t been drinking instead of the classic, but true, “few beers”. SPOILER: It does not work, still got the sobriety test and breathalyzer. Came in under and was fine but scared the fuck out of me.  Plus the cop knew I lied to him obviously (I am white so

I’m Starlin Castro

I agree, just found it kinda funny - “to update or not to update” is almost an existential question because you could get screwed either way. I work in IT and tend to say “yeah just update it” just like in that gizmodo post, but you never know.

Right just saying, even if you don’t mind giving up some young studs from the Yankees system, you’re giving them to the Orioles who play in the same division and currently suck balls.

Maybe don’t bail out the Orioles by jump-starting a legit rebuild for the sake of 2-3 extra months of Machado though.

Counterpoint: Richie Incognito

I find it convenient that carbonated water became Good right around the time when normal bottled water became Bad.

Right, that’s the joke.

“I expect to be very rich when this depp movie comes out.”

It’s also not all that relevant to compare sports viewership to scripted TV viewership. Like Burke said, traditional TV is getting killed specifically by alternative scripted programming from Netflix etc. Netflix is doing nothing to directly compete with NFL broadcasts.

1978 was not the final time that Jim Joyce would end up in the jackpot.

it’s a hell of a lot easier to not be caught than it is to catch

Just imagine what a busybody asshole narc you need to be in order to call the authorities over free popcorn. If you don’t want the popcorn, don’t eat the popcorn.

Well for one thing, there probably is a hard way to verify, like using wireshark to inspect traffic.

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