SALMON ARE IN THE POCKET OF OBUMMER AND THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA!!!!!!!!111!!!!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

im actually personally offended that tate is #2

Here’s looking at you, Malala.

“Yes, sorry, my bad. Absolutely too many Davises.”

I did wonder if that was the implication, but then I thought I might be reading too much into it.

The proletariat?

I think you’re supposed to ask her to marry you.

Ages and ages ago, it used to be a rule at Jez that comments like “who is X?” were deleted or ridiculed to death. Now it is a mainstay in some of the celeb-oriented articles. I am thinking you are right, but it is more of a ubiquitous thing now even with the olds to feign ignorance for internet cool points.

it figrrrrssss

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

As a formerly clumsy kid and a currently clumsy adult, I’m just over here like

Whatever, I’d totally watch this. 1) I used to live across the street from John Legend and he was THE nicest dude, me and my friend always ran into him when we were studying at the coffee shop on the corner of our block, and he knew we were in law school and would stop to ask us how studying was going. 2) People give…

WILL WATCH 100% CAN I PRE-ORDER IT ON DVD SET NOW TAKE MY MONEY

Your mom is everything.

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING

Mine too. I truly wonder if anyone but a woman would understand this feeling.

I am still mourning Jon, but I will say this about Trevor Noah: