You mean more FREEDOM?

Do you suggest I buy a car, or hitchike to the suburbs?

CURSE YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL LIGHT POLLUTION!

Um hellloooooo it’s look left, look right, look left again... aren’t children indoctrinated with this anymore?

Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.

lol fuck off with this. there’s nothing wrong with having a nanny. there are shitty parents with nannies and shitty parents without nannies. this is malarkey.

What are they supposed to put on their Christmas cards? Their cats?

Tried and true aphrodisics,ranked: 1. Gin.

I’m thinking there isn’t a lot of overlap in the people who prefer to wear underwear and the people who wear leather pants.

This. It is the first thing I wanted to comment on.

I’m glad you’re OK even though you were taking so many drugs you believed you were in an automobile in Spain #badtrip

It was actually her stepmother.

Shoot, we very nearly could’ve been rid of two gun nuts at once!

“They fought to try and get freedom for everyone.”

Amazing.

Renting food?! North Korea is truly grim af.

Work poops are poops that you get PAID to take, though.

And way more idiotic sounding (?).