Pretty sure using something (sports) that is viewed by millions if not billions of people world wide as a way

Koffing and Weezing too.

I just hope Durant didn’t roll dice to make his decision

What may be surprising is that the Penguins fans from Pennsyltucky have less teeth than the hockey team they root for.

In the modern NBA big guys have to be capable of moving their feet on pick and rolls and switch onto smaller guards. Back then, they just had to sit under the rim and hack anyone who came into the paint.

This game and Elder Scrolls Online are the only two games I've ever regretted buying. In my entire life.

I work in the same department as someone who’s parents paid her student loans and ex-husband is paying for her car and house. She wants to open a business and I was talking about how I was thinking about different businesses when I was in school. Here was our exchange:

TV’s Michael Gray?

And the comments kept tumbling down
In the websites that we love
Hot takes roll over the hills
Bringing darkness from above

In little league my nickname was 'target practice' because I would always get hit by pitches, or get hit with a ball while running the bases. One time during practice a grounder was rolling through the outfield grass, it hit a divot, launched in the air, and smashed my glasses into my face. I had to get 7 stiches at 8…

The Avengers died.

I don’t cry often, but Life Is Strange and The Punisher's monologue about his family dying got me pretty good recently.

Glad to be part of a generation with people that are willing to rationally think about own future instead of being afraid to disappoint 40 year old men who are looking to take advantage of their talent for their own gain and use buzz words in an attempt to shame a 16 year old

How much VC you need to spend for that bait and switch though?

I loved playing as Khmer in Civ IV. Cultural victory all day!

Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to [holds up a fake passport] William Charles Schneider

Too bad their point guard got put on academic probation.

Shia Hulud tier- Coco Pebbles/Cocoa Krispies, Golden Grahams, Chocolate Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Life
Lisan al-Gaib tier- Lucky Charms, Fruity Pebbles, Frosted Flakes, Golden Crisps/Honey Smacks, Rice Crispies Treats, Honey Graham Oh’s
Liet-Kynes tier- Honey Bunches, Special K, Honey Nut Cheerios
Guildmen tier- Captain…

I don't know why, but Russell Westbrook really reminds me of Kurt Angle.

Dear Lebron, I wrote you but still ain’t callin’
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got ‘em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ‘em
But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up? Man…