Bachelor in Paradise is by far my favorite. At least last season was with that crazy Princess Jasmine obsessed girl. Oh lawd.

If the Haitian adoptee whose whole family died and then served her country and is still in the reserves isn’t good enough there will never be a WoC they will select.

While I’m all about a diverse bachelorette, I would not have tuned in for Caila. She was low-key crazy, and not in an endearing or amusing way. I think ABC was going to cast her, but she was just too boring. I seriously doubt this was a race issue. It was a boring issue.

Why is ABC so scared of a POC bachelor/bachelorette? Don't they understand that most viewers really don't care for the people, just mostly for the underlying story of finding someone and falling in love. It's getting repetitive and frankly plain boring at this rate.

I have zero faith in Cesar Millan’s dog training techniques but the real reason I hate his face is because once some bro on a bike came up to me at a stoplight and said of my dog (sitting on the curb, waiting for the light to change as he’d been trained to do), “that’s a pretty good dog but you should really make him…

Hey ABC and NBC

That 2nd-to-last paragraph was exactly what I was thinking...Hello? VICTORIA SECRET COMMERCIALS!!! Not to mention stuff like this:

I love Jubilee so much I can’t stand it, she is just such a real, well-spoken lady and I want to go eat hot dogs with her.

I really appreciate this post “getting” the racial dynamics that would lead her to say things about race... of COURSE an intelligent girl like herself would be aware that as a black girl she is…

Oh man, the WTA.

Jubilee and Olivia are exact opposites and they were both labeled as “controversial” so that tells you how bland and boring you have to be to stay safe on that show. Jubilee seemed pretty genuine and super insecure, whereas Olivia was the most secure contestant I’ve seen since Bentley on Ashley’s season (remember that…

When that section started it was like I was back in elementary school with that light skin girl crying to the teacher that I hit her cause she’s light skin, But preceding the hit she had just spouted off that nobody likes dark girls like me.

This! Plus it didn’t work I was on twitter and everyone was eyerolling them

I love Jubes, but that was some super fucked up shit she said to Amber and Jami. And it was very telling about her own issues that she couldn’t recognize how two other black women would be offended by her saying they weren’t really black. I would have absolutely loved to see her as the next Bachelorette (one can…

That guy was insane! I did, however, really appreciate Chris’s insistence “No, don’t touch her!” Because who know what else a guy who got an essentially random woman’s face tattooed on his body will do?

The show is terrible. It’s 30 women fighting over a not-too-bright guy who (let’s face it) isn’t even that great looking, hailing from some fakakta backwater of a town, all so that they can date said guy, potentially leave their own lives behind and move to said fakakta backwater town and live a potentially miserable…

Iknorite? Lace was BOMBED during half those interviews. Completely obliterated. The slurring and inability to stand up straight was a good hint. The good news is that it won’t be a big issue on Herpes Island.

fuck yeah. #teamjubes

My favorite thing that happened this year was Allison Williams on the aftershow calling them out for not giving the contestants water and Kleenex. And fuck Chris last night telling Lace that her problem is telling men she’s crazy and ignoring that her problem was having too much to drink on a tv show. There certainly…

Sergeant Jubilee sounds like she should be a superhero. She would dress like the women on the cover of Ebony’s “Body Brigade” issue, have fly hair, and defeat a gallery of villains with sparkle, sass, and some big fucking guns.

Jubilee was my favorite contestant in a long time. She has a super interesting life, and she is a little rough around the edges and not as well practiced as the other girls, which made her really interesting to watch. She’s also Sgt. Jubilee now so haters to the left.