Moving the Deadspin offices. 

Obviously cocaine

Sure, I could get a new one for 10 or 15 more, but that is, dare I say it, real money?
I don’t think this is particularly super-NP or super-CP.
It is just... fair.
I don’t think the model year matters here, as it isn’t like there is new tooling or dies that went into this.

As soon as those 5th owner, sub $20k Hellcats start showing up, it's going to be time to stay completely away from any roads.

massive 8-inch display

In my defense 1 was in the garage and at -30F loses propellant even if you bring it inside. That can is done. 2nd can was a function of my 17 year old who used it for God knows what. At least I trained the next generation!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

I mean, how do you not have 3-4 half-empty cans lying around?

Have you ever milked a cat? Similar yet different.

So how does one begin a career in obtaining otter spooge and how would you show that on your resume?

True story. One weekend I am checking out of the local hardware store with 2 cans of WD-40. Clerk asks why 2 cans? I said because I was completely out at home. She replied that was a pity because I now needed to surrender my Man Card.

Oh, and again, you do not have to buy the stuff.

Legit question: Wouldn’t a card being charged at that station be just as good? Also that gas stations have cameras and would see your vehicle get filled up?

That’s what she said.

This does not help my paranoia. 

I hate it when I grab hose but it won’t go in.

I agree with the range test. However, we’re not talking 10ths in the 0-60 times. It’s over 4 whole seconds. That is a HUGE difference. On it’s slowest run, a $15,000 used GTI could keep up with the Tesla. That becomes a problem when Tesla shoves the 0-60 times down people’s throats.

During my own recent drive of the Taycan, a Porsche rep claimed that EVs struggle over 70 mph, as their efficiency begins to dramatically drop off at higher speeds.

It’s less about the numbers than the comparison.  It’s not meant to be comparable to the “real world” but to be consistent between the two vehicles being tested.  The moral of the story is that the Porsche is much closer to the Tesla in range than their 192 and 348 mile ratings would suggest.

The first fully charged pull does not matter that much I agree. The issue is that the 5th pull is over 6 seconds on the Tesla and still under 3 on the Porsche. This means that as you go about your day of driving your ability to merge, overtake and calculate distances is different while still being in the same car. I…