Please tell me you lock the rear liftgate, that would make my day.

I live in a 1970's car chase movie, and since my keys are on the visor, if I locked the car, I’d never be able to get back in.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Kristen’s underwear:

Because my locks are old and I’ve broken a key off in the lock before. But I don’t keep valuables inside. 

What do you have against dentists ?

Your comment is so edgy!

Point to the successful company(ies) following a different formula. Which ones have looked at the sales trends and said, “We don’t need that market. We’ll succeed without anything in that segment.” You have ample space to make your list.

If the Emoji Movie couldn’t kill it, nothing will.

Yes, we just had a hit and run, keep your eyes out for plate number shitpile fistbump-

This emoji approves.

you add so much to this discussion

Cadillac is Super Cruise, not supercruise. Different words. 

I’ve seen a few CT5's cruising around town now, and I gotta say, I really like it.  Add Super Cruise to it, and I think you’ve got a very good mid sized luxury car at a very competitive price.

You know what — I’ll give you that. It’s garish. It’s in-your-face. It’s completely overblown. I bought it for those very reasons, but that’s also why I rarely ever wear it. Usually, I’m wearing this Submariner. (It’s still not cheap at around $12,000, but definitely more understated for wearing daily.)

Right. Where going 25 miles can take 2 hours.

Imagine being so poor you have to know what time it is lmao

Well...Lewis Hamilton has been way ahead of you on this particular segment of accessory: