Tesla Cultists

My favorite bit of Tesla cultists is they are often also rabid anti-Apple tech geeks who will be quick to call out Steve Jobs for being more of a product manager and salesman than an inventor...which is exactly what Elon Musk is. Elon isn’t designing Tesla cars or SpaceX rockets. He just barks out the general idea of…

I don’t see any reason to air my personal laundry in a post about autos. Also little Amos Yoder is doing fine, not that you ever ask.

Aw, you’re a peach.

Why isnt the Tesla Cultists #1? Sure that Elio is a disaster. Could of at least made Tesla Cultists 1a and the Elio 1b with no #2.

Agree with most of the list, but the Chiron definitely shouldn’t be there in my opinion. I have a friend with one, who is a true car enthusiast and actually drives it quite often. He has had it on track, driven it in the rain, in dirt and around town. Having been in it a few times, and having been to the factory to…

are these ranked 10 (least worst) to 1 (most worst)?
becuase, the Versa is most worstest

True, but have you ever had beer from a straw?  There’s something unnaturally weird about it. 

Doesn’t a NASCAR track just spin in circles anyway? How would they tell the difference?

I laughed way too hard at this...

30 Budweisers is, like, a couple sips of wine.

As someone that carried in a 30 pack of Pabst to Bristol this year, I concur. 

Also lets the vendor sell 55% of a beer at 100% of the price.

Pshh 10th beer, what are you in kindergarten or something. This is NASCAR baby where Beer30 isn’t just a time it’s a unit of measurement.

Bah, your hand still gets in the way. This technology was perfected years ago:

Not gonna lie, when I saw the lead image I thought this was some specially designed cup for drivers to piss in while driving. But it's used for beer. Same difference I guess

But can it stop the racetrack from spinning after the tenth beer?

Well, we haven’t actually started off the new year officially yet. I think that you will really like what I have in store for when we do. 

“There was a time when every manufacturer’s bread and butter was the three-box upright sedan. And for decades that sedan served as the basis for a coupe, convertible, wagon, and perhaps even sporty car version. It’s time for that to come back.” 

Well, today is still december, so there’s still time.