We’re going to ask ourselves why people bought vehicles with perfect step in height, actual utility with the increased trunk space, better forward visibility, higher resale value, and the same fuel econ as a midsize sedan? No, we won’t. This didn’t happen overnight, its been 20 years of suv/cuv sales increasing year…

Women want the seat put down. That is literally the only thing I know about women. 

That paper floor mat says “I just got some bad news, time to unload this turkey.”

Ooooh a cheap Rover, I don't see how that could end up being super expensive in the long run.... 

The Ghost of Kinja Present says you’ll get an unusable platform and you’ll damn well like it. The amount of lag as I type this on my desktop is absurd.

You need disc brakes when your car has so much power to have 4-lug wheels.

My favorite part is the lack of calipers.

The 3 star review is on point

I’ll see your fake turbo and raise you a fake blow-off valve:

Love to see some thief or vandal break his hand trying to smash the fake sunroof, Wylie Coyote style.  

That is dedication. Even put fake Traction Bars like they would have on the Yenko Camaros. Great attention to detail.

LOL! No but I do have weird taste in cars. This is my summer ride and I love her.

*smacks roof * "you can do so many MPGs in this bad boy" 

I find the fake sunroof sad. The fake diff is funny in a good trolling sort of way.

Are you the seller..? 

Not sure why anyone would hate. If I had to drive a Nissan Versa, I’d want it to be this one.

I don’t hate all of it, actually. I like the stripe, the wheels look good as well as the front bumper and the tinted windows. I would remove the hood scoop, fake diff and add a matte black spoiler and it would look pretty good to me.

Already do!

See also: the fake turbo whistle attachment from Autozone!

Yenko Versas will be the hot item at Barrett Jackson in a few years, I can feel it.