The “Porsches that aren’t Porsches” battle was a long time ago. Your side lost. There's even a second Porsche CUV, now. Move on.

Twin turbo Porsche with a -FULL, UNLIMITED MILES- warranty for two years?!? Yes, please. Drive the hell out of it for the next 728 days, then dump it before the warranty runs out at Day 730.

Np - fun factor and 2 year warranty.

But then you have to walk through Sears and that just makes everyone sad. 

That’s the best place to park a car, according to meth.

“GEORGE SOROS IS TRYING TO STEAL MY PARKING SPACE!”

Well, my only rule is to pull into an empty space...

Except that even at Costco, it takes a few minutes to go from 0 - 100%. These guys are waiting an hour for 3 cars to get to 80%

Where else would they go? If all superchargers in the area are full then they’re full. Go spend an hour or two to charge your Tesla or cancel your Thanksgiving plans.

You might want to take a basic intro to econ course there, champ.

What ads?

You need an Android. 

It’s either or...
Right now it’s neither :(

This is why it isn’t about range, but charging time. 20 minutes is 15 minutes too long. Get it down to 5 minutes to a full charge, i.e. gas fuelling times, and the problem is solved. That is the edge the electric car needs to be the future.

Perfect.

Plastic Panels also don’t rust

OK. 2007 Nissan Sentra SE-R for $3995 and 99K miles. Ooops, its a 6-sp manual though, is that OK?

Saturn Ion Redline: for the kid who wants a sport compact, but comes from a family that “don’t buy no furrin’ cars.”

Hah. We know you lie, as because you own an Alfa, you don’t HOST dinner parties. You RSVP to them and then call the evening of saying “My Stelvio is in the shop again, sorry”. /s

I drive an Alfa. My service advisor comes to my dinner parties.