I only drive my Bentley to pick my kid up from school. It drives carpool Karen crazy.

This is Jalponik. Any sort of technology is bad.

Suspect: “Your Honor, the roof of the house was black, so I feared for my life.”

This brought back bad memories. A friend of mine suffered the loss of his little brother in a similar accident. I’m glad this guy survived.

Buying another one this year! I’m just trying to figure out how to convince the Wife that the new one “has always been there.”

Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever let you around their daughter?

“electronically limited.”

Ummm....okay.

Tires, headlights, same color. Checks out. They are twins. 

I really thought that bird shit was a euphemism for rust until I read the article.

Yeah! That local coffee shop around the corner from me should burn in hell! Big evil conglomerate with it’s 1 dozen or so evil employees that they rotate in and out! You aren’t fooling us!

Love my 2018 model! No issues so far!

MostDispleased in 1995:

Yeah, this is Raphael’s shtick. Any company that has more than 10 employees is a big bad corporate machine that’s ruining the world.

1st gear: I’m not cheering for “big bad Amazon,” but this is nothing new. At a bare minimum, most companies have GPS tracking on their fleet vehicles, while a lot already have dash cams. Of all the things to get upset with Amazon about, this is pretty low on the list.

Keeps your backseat passengers nice and toasty in the winter!

I’m going to try this. But since I’m a black guy in the South, I’m only going to approach people driving a 2000-2010 year model Hyundai.

Lol. You had me for second there. COTD

Because math!