About $300 and 2.5 hours of my time. 

On a personal note... the VW dealership wanted to charge me $2,300 to replace the two front control arms and bushings on a 2012 Passat. LOL

“$50 for the wireless AA/CarPlay upgrade, and $150-200 for wireless AA/CarPlay plus a Qi charger upgrade”

Off the top of my head, our immediate and extended family have owned 7 Taurus SHO resulting in 3 lemon law buy backs, 10 clutch replacements, and 8 transmission replacements. But I’ll be damned if I still don’t want to own one again!

This. This right here makes it cool:

“Value” is a subjective term, no? Someone may think that 23K for a Honda Accord is just crazy money.

I just need to know what the order is for movie night?

Well shouldn’t the Jetta be compared to the Tiguan? Smaller vs smaller? But let’s do the Passat vs the smaller Tiguan just for fun:

Are you saying that a Passat has more space than the Atlas? Just stop. Please.

We in Georgia would like to know what this “Winter” is that you speak of?

I’m pretty sure the gas and brake pedal cost more than my new car.

Well this is disappointing. I saw the headline and was hoping it was a euphemism for something else. 

Please show where I said that. I’ll wait. And if you can’t (which we both know you can’t) how about STFU and not put words in my mouth?

“an electric work van for the US market has been a pretty obvious move for some time now.”

What’s the over/under on grill jokes? 75?

No dice. Bad mojo.

It’s priced right. With a quick search, they ranged from 13K-15K depending on mileage. The original wheels come with it as well. The complaints will focus around cosmetic things which can be easily changed. No dice for me, but NP if you’re in the market for one.

It was at this very moment when the thief realized that he should have spent more time on Jalopnik studying up on turning radius.

I’m going to miss you pal. Thanks for the great comments over the years.