What kind of dumb response is this? Why are you forcing me to stop for 30 minutes? And why Burger King? Plenty of options out there.

What if you don’t live in Arizona?

What if I don’t stop for a whole 30 minutes for lunch? What happens if I just go through the drive-through?

Not one glory hole joke! Are Jalops growing up on me?

We get it. You’re not a fan.

I’m sorry that you have to experience Toledo.

I was about to make a similar comment. The only thing I think of when I see his face or hear his name is “Wow. That guy got away with murder.”

I just got shit faced again for the 14th weekend in a row. Does that count?

“Dad, I get all tingly inside when I see other boys in the locker room.”

This article and comments are basically just boomer porn.

It’s 2020. You must find EVERYONE attractive.

Yes. Yes you are.

Yeah, that’s base model. Here’s the one from your photo and the starting price without options:

Sorry that you don’t make enough money. Enjoy your 1987 Chrysler Lebaron.

Dave Ramsey is a turd. That’s all I have to add.

LOL. Show us where that MSRP is 30K!

Ah yeah! This is how Jalops like to end the work day! Bitchin’ and moanin’ about a new crossover!

There are no more tax credits for Tesla in the US. At least the federal kind.

BUT THEN I WON’T HAVE “FUN” DRIVING THE 1.5 MILES TO THE GROCERY STORE!

BMW, Ford, and Dodge do it as well off the top of my head.