2 doors. Silver. Rear 3/4 shot. THEY’RE EXACTLY THE SAME! 

And if I work 100 hours per week for Walmart, that could add up quickly. We’re just interested in the facts of his comment. 

“That reads an amazing 307,769 miles and here’s the kicker—that’s where the odo apparently broke. The car has even more miles than that under its belt.”

This is accurate. But we’re not allowed to see a situation from both sides. Guilty until proven innocent. Is it possible that she wanted money to start her own business? Absolutely. Is it possible that he did everything she described? Absolutely. Another interesting tidbit is that she was apparently in negotiations…

$6 per gallon is probably when I would take notice or think about making some sort of transportation change. As stated in other comments, some places have been $4-$5 for a while and no one is freaking out. 

Okay Jalops. Let’s start hating this thing before we even see it! 

I hope not. I like my luggage tight.

That’s a new take. I am shocked. 

That’s the exact same thing mine is doing. Be careful dude. My transmission decided to not hook up in the middle of a left hand turn in a major, busy intersection in rush hour traffic one day. The light actually turned red on me before it decided to jump to 2nd gear. Went out and bought a car 2 days later.

this sentence is a mess --->

“decently trimmed 2000 Accord.” Wait, does that exist? :)

And yet, she came back. AGAIN AND AGAIN? 

But they’re the same color! 

That tree has seen some things. 

Here’s a new car! We know what to do!

Same color. Checks out. 

Look at Erik dangling that Jalop carrot and getting everyone riled up. Sit back, read the comments, and enjoy your handy work, sir! 

In the words of George Costanza: “Okay! That’s it for me! I’m out!”

I'm man enough to admit that I was wrong. It actually is possible to make the Stinger even more ugly. 

Wait a sec. I thought this was NY? Where anything goes? This would have been me all day long: