It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

This guy is obviously a total asshole, like an increasingly large percentage of the population of San Francisco. But the homeless problem is getting worse and worse, and the powers that be don’t seem to be concerned with doing much about it (apart, of course, from sweeping it under the rug for Super Bowl). Anecdata, I…

“You ... ’kay?!!!!!”

Lots of things are alterable if you have a crowbar.

Yikes man. First of all..

If it turns out that Blake has hand cancer, we’ll know for sure.

When asked for comment, LeBron James replied, “who?”

Macklemore isn’t embraced by rap fans because [rap fans have a narrow view of what makes rap ‘good’ and don’t understand that rap, being applied poetry, can be ‘good’ in so many different ways, depending upon your own personal taste, while still being academically (objectively) ‘good’.]

Snapchats Porchettas

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

Aside from actually punching him in the face, how the hell do you “adapt” to a guy with a stupid handle, sixth sense passing ability, and almost-literally unlimited range with a hair trigger?

Should have just hit a woman instead, he’d have no trouble getting back on the field.

It makes me happy when bad things happen to Chris Paul on the basketball court.

Okay, but I think it's a lousy nickname.

I wish I could get this joke, but I’m not even sure what to google.

And what do the 76ers have to show for 4 years of tanking? Okafir (who looks pretty good but seems to hate the culture there). And Noel. A great rim protector who is absolute garbage on offense.

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

because if there’s one certainty in life it’s playoff success with Peyton manning as your qb

I was just chilling, doing a little hunting, when I saw them roll up. I don’t like to pass judgement, but these guys looked weird. They were like a bad semi-Goth band with hipster tendencies for wool and poorly fitting jackets. Ugh, those hats were atrocious too. And they were rolling deep. Women, animals, you name…