a child will not think this is cool. I know because I am one

minus that dude though LOL

I’m so relieved we finally solved our drugs, terrorism and human trafficking problems so that law enforcement can focus on the things that really matter.

fun insider fact: each one of those colors was inspired by a designer’s favorite stripper, with a word or two added to throw us off the scent.

Looks like the Lexus grille wearing a bicycle helmet.

Stanced Toyota RAV3

Hmm. Given the looks, I will vote CP.

He got all huffy.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

pretty sure the mustang does have the technology to send most of its power to the rear wheels

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

Mad props.

These bystanders weren’t so heroic.

“More than you can afford, buddy” *disappears in a cloud of electrical smoke*

Florida Man Sees Article About How to Make Money Flipping Cars, Fails to Read to the End

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

His hoodie strings tell the story.

Turns out this isn’t stunt flying at all, just the pilot trying to outrun that music.