I do, I really do. I'll say this: a completely terrible film (like Catwoman or something) doesn't bother me. It's the ones that show how they might have been great but disappoint that are the most infuriating.

Yes it does.

The photos. THE PHOTOS.

The 80s were a happier time for his popping up here and there. My favorite will always be as Goldie Hawn's deranged husband in Overboard.

Depending how you reckon, the original might be Phantom of the Opera. It was the first film, anyway — it's just there was such a long delay between each incarnation. And the musical film is so boringly translated from stage it almost doesn't count.

Herkermer Homolka, formerly of Romania, free now of the chains of Ceausescu, traveling the world doing good!

They tend to the obvious and treacly, and for me are the weakest part of the film, but if it's going to insist on being a musical it could have done a lot worse.

I hear the action scenes are much improved in Exodus: Brave New World.

Surprise! Ghostbusters 3 is actually Pitch Perfect 2, with ghosts!

That reminds me of the letter Lincoln wrote to Gen. McClellan, urging him to step up the campaign against the South. He wrote: "My Dear McClellan, if you are not using the army, I should like to borrow it for a while, you fucking useless piece of shit." Classic.

I wouldn't mind seeing him become the second ex-president to join the Supreme Court.

"Grimm, you've got a gun. Shoot them."

BEHIND THE WHITE LINE!!

Don't forget Stanley Tucci!

So be sweet and kind to mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her flowers or some candy or a brand new hat.
But… maybe you had better let it go at that!

I hope you're able to continue. As I recall, the dialogue does not improve, but I really liked the story. And when I say story, I don't mean the actual overarching story, which I'm not spoiling anything by saying ends with a slain dragon and a peaceful kingdom. It's boilerplate stuff. But what Bioware is good at, and…

Kinky.

"…and the promise of the epic supernatural Egyptian conspiracy thriller to end all epic supernatural Egyptian conspiracy thrillers—including this one."

The book actually mentions a bunch of species as DNA donors, including birds I think, but the movie only bothers with frogs because it needs the expo for the sex change thing. Except it didn't really — it turns out that more appropriate donor species like komodo dragons can lay viable eggs without a mate. In fact, for…

That was a really blue trailer. That was a love letter to the color blue. And it wasn't just digital grading - the whole costume and art departments were in on it. The signage was blue, the vehicles and walls were blue, all the heroes wore blue. This may be the bluest movie ever.