As lame as that is, it’s not nearly as lame as it would’ve been had one of his fans gotten a tattoo of his highlight reel catch.

If i’m upset or nervous about something, my stomach will start to hurt. then i’ll become nervous and upset about my stomach hurting, which makes it worse. it’s a real bitch.

of course he can dunk. the real question is how pissed does he get when one of his teammates dunks instead of passing him the ball.

would it be reasonable to assume that the two shooters were likely gang members or common criminals? would it be reasonable to assume that they would ignore gun laws that would keep guns out of their hands, assuming that they ignored the murder laws and shot somebody in the head?

nope, it’s the gun’s fault, as well as all legitimate gun owners. definitely not the shooter’s fault.

that kind of magic only works on people who obey the law.

and how many of the criminals in Chicago, of which approximately 100% are armed, are going to give up their guns if Chicago makes their strict gun laws even stricter? My suggestion is increase the punishment for a convicted felon caught with a gun. Give them 20 years, and i bet a lot less of them will quit carrying.…

This crime, along with the vast majority of gun murders, is the type of thuggery that gun laws will not prevent. Criminals will get guns and use guns, regardless of what laws are in place. There’s a reason why the places in this country with the toughest gun laws still have the most violence. Criminals there still get…

so, umm, who’s at fault here? get it? fault?

The problem is he won’t wear a helmet.

The best place to nap is in a car on a long drive. That way you can sleep through Mississippi. What a shithole.

Looks to me like he said “I didn’t do it.” either way, he clearly did it, and i’m glad he’s going away forever.

gotta be tough to focus on the basket when your eyes are so close together the bridge of your nose impedes your vision.

If Romo had stayed healthy the cowboys are 8-1 right now. I’m 100% confident in that. If he can come back healthy they have a decent shot (maybe 30-40%) of finishing their last 7 at 6-1. We'll see.

The colorblind community can quit their bitching. They don’t have to fully experience the Steelers throwback unis the way we do.

I put pretzel M&Ms just ahead of styrofoam M&Ms

Peanut butter M&Ms are the best M&Ms

fairly certain that was an own goal by the keeper.

The kicking game is by far the most dangerous aspect of the game, and while this injury could just have easily happened on a regular play, i don’t understand why teams continue to use important offensive players to return kicks and punts. a receiver who gets 2 targets a game? sure. but running backs who are getting…

I told those motherfuckers, but they just wouldn’t believe me.