I got on here to make the AJ allusion that you’d already made.

That looked like something he’s probably done before.

I’m with Aziz Anzari on this one. If ghosts are real, why are there no modern ghosts? Hipster ghosts in skinny girl jeans with bad mustaches, or ghosts scaring you awake to ask for your wifi password.

I live in a rural area, and have to get internet through satellite. My family is limited to 20 gigs a month, so streaming 3 hour sporting events is not an option. Even if it was, the fact that i own a 75-inch flat screen TV while not owning a tablet means that I want to watch football on my 75-inch fucking flat…

Of the many cop shootings that have made the news recently, this to me would appear to me to be a fairly obvious one to decipher from the outside looking in. Guy breaks down, just got a new gun for protection, and an unmarked police car pulls up behind him. Guy thinks he might be about to get robbed, comes out with…

Any truth to the rumor that they’re going to encase Schwarber in plexiglass and leave him there until the start of next season?

I knew a guy in college who was heavy into intramural volleyball, and got a sun with a volleyball in the center of it tattooed onto his calf. We’re talking intramural fucking volleyball. And it was a guy. That’s one of the worst tattoos i’ve ever seen that was supposed to “mean something” to the person.

The great thing about being absurdly rich is that you can afford impenetrable houses guarded by professional guards carrying firearms. then you get to have hot takes about how private citizens don’t need firearms. “Let’s just leave it to the professionals. And while i’m thinking about it, i need to hire two more…

Shit, is this all it takes? I thought I had to jerk somebody off or something. Which I was pretty much willing to do at this point.

Fall is the best season, motherfuckers.

Ok, i read the article. First of all, the land wasn’t posted. Some guys who live there decided that there shouldn’t be bears killed, so they “posted it”, but the govt doesn’t recognize it. That’d be like me and my neighbor deciding too many deer are being killed near our house so we post a “no hunting” sign on the…

I kind of gathered from the way the article was presented that he had either been poaching, or had killed something for no reason. From what i can see now, it looks like he’s a legitimate hunter who got caught up in some residency issues. I do not know if he intentionally broke the law, which i don’t condone, or if he…

Romo is way elite. No other QB in the league could have lined up as many winning seasons as he’s had with bad o-lines, bad defenses, and bad coaching. Tom Brady and Peyton Manning would be out of the league by now if they’d had to try and pass behind the types of lines that Romo has had blocking for him most of his…

Where's his beret? Wait, that isn't the guy off of mythbusters determining how high a fly ball has to go to crack your skull when it comes down? I gotta get back over to discovery.com

Joseph Smith texted me and asked me to spread the word that BYU Hail Mary plays shall forever more be referred to as “Gold Plate” plays. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, my cellphone was stolen, so i have no real proof.

He looked like a man on a mission.

What a dipshit.

I thought there was supposed to be a giant NUT in here at center court.

Is the Mercedes team sponsored by Kraft?

on a positive note, FSU will save a little money by being able to recruit two kids on one trip.