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My local Trader Joe’s is located in the downtown of a snobby wealthy suburb. Watching A-type housewives whose husbands are out conquering the world of finance trying to park their Escalades out front is always good for a few laughs.
I like Trader Joe’s for their good prices on reasonably high quality products. But I hate shopping there, and despise, with the burning passion of a thousand fiery suns ,every other shopper in there. Parking their cart in the middle of one of those narrow aisles to wander off in search of pumpkin flavored something…
Trader Joe’s. Trader Joe’s is by far the fucking worst, especially if it’s in a city. Always crowded, a bunch of dipshits picking through ingredients like they’re on Top Chef, and that fucking bell that rings every 30 seconds. I like most of their stuff there but would give up one of my children to never have to shop…
They’ve taken “confuse people with the floor plan so they never leave” to an art.
Any furniture store.
The Quicker Fucker Upper
I know you are long since numb to it, and I know every day is worse than the last, but I’d like you to remember just…
If they don’t keep Steve Matchett, David Hobbs, Leigh Diffey, and Will Buxton I’ll be very sad.
So many white New Balance.
It’s like if you took a Nuremberg rally and made it wear cargo shorts.
I have no issues with these fans burning their jerseys as long as they are wearing them at the time.
As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.
And if I recall correctly, he went to the USFL because he was unable to buy an NFL team. This is Trump, decades later, lashing out because we wasn’t able to join the club.
To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.
The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:
There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.
Brilliantly written Patrick! I’m married into a northwoods Iron Range Minnesota family, and they made me watch Fargo (the movie) shortly after I met my wife and we started dating. We are obsessed with this show too. I hope it never ends and they keep having these awesome ensemble casts every year. It’s a fantastic…
The Peter and the Wolf episode was damn fine TV as well.
As a gentle nudge, I’ll tell you that season 2 is a wall-to-wall treat. Potentially one of my favorite seasons of TV ever (alongside the final season of The Shield and peak seasons of Seinfeld and The Simpsons, probably).